Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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