Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
