You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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