Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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