And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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