So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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