just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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