I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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