You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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