i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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