Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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