you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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