There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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