I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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