the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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