We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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