Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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