My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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