singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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