do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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