Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
we're making bets on your personal life
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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