your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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