why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
How's work?
Spinning.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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