All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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