What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You made out with two different species that night
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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