I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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