"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
look no pants
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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