I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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