the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
that is very illegal...i love you.
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