i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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