New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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