The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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