i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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