He uses pillows to masturbate.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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