Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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