I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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