There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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