So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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