is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Everything about him screamed your future.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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