If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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