They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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