I am puke
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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