is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
BRING THE BAGELS
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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