I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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