well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's never too late to be topless.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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