Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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