Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
