I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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