At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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