Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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