How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i drank out of a bidet.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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