I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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